If your wife specializes in social media marketing…well, you are a lucky guy for:

1. All the shelves in your house are completely stuffed with print and carefully leather-bound Wikipedia volumes.
2. Your children’s names are Ajax and Pandora, your dog’s name is Flickr and personally you are tenderly called Diggy.
3. Your friends feel panic terror of visiting you because, on greeting, your wife immediately seizes them and makes vote for Digg-news, comment posts and fill out social media profiles.
4. One of the walls in your apartment is amorously decorated with the framed picture of Gary Vaynerchuk.
5. When reading morning newspapers your wife rates worthy news as “+1 digg”.
6. The dinner is allowed only after you have added comments to all the latest posts in your wife’s blog as well as in the blogs of her numerous friends.
7. All your wages is spent on startups. And each time you invest into “the brain waves and million dollar ideas”.
8. In the evenings the whole family watches YouTube, and Flickr is used instead of your family album.
9. You have moved from your separate apartment to a hostel room exclusively for the sake of strengthening social bonds.
10. And, finally, your own bedroom is equipped with live streaming webcams to make some hot and spicy content available for public.